Unlimited Juice: The Arrested Development Drinking Guide

As anyone worth knowing already knows, there are only 2 days until Netflix releases the new season of Arrested Development. Since you’ll probably be binge-watching all 15 new episodes (or at least attempting to) at exactly midnight on May 26, we’ve compiled a character-specific drink menu for you to work your way through, one drink per episode, until the approximate time you’ll probably pass out.


The Never Nude

You’ll need:

1 can beer
1 denim beer koozie


The Lucille

You’ll need:

1 martini glass
Cloudmir vodka
Vermouth optional
Olives, if dinner. Toast, if breakfast.

Lucille 2

The Lucille Two

Same as the Lucille, served in a spill-proof thermos.


The G.O.B.

You’ll need:

1/2 oz chocolate liqueur
1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/2 oz overproof rum

Layer in this order: chocolate liqueur, creme de bananes, white rum. Ignite rum before serving. Garnish with nuts.

...you’ve made a huge mistake.


The Buster

You’ll need:

1 bottle Gosling’s Black Seal Bermuda rum
Unlimited juice

Double fist, if possible. This party is gonna be off the hook!


Les Cousins Dangereuses

You’ll need:

1 oz Jameson
1 oz pickle juice

It was a love between two shots that the world thought was wrong, but it was the world that was wrong...


The Lindsay

You’ll need:

1 case Cloudmir vodka
1 person to tell you not to drink it so you will


The George Senior

You’ll need:

1 oz. tequila

Serve in a yarmulke and a chaser of Ice.


The Michael

Reader’s choice. Pack with your sleeping bag and fishing pole to be enjoyed on your upcoming fishing trip.

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